I got this one from two great men Sreeprakash S and Praveen N.U.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer…ing!
NOTE : I am not qualified to speak on this.