Software Programmer…

My friend Ashish had mailed this to me. I made few changes to make it more funny. It still remains true to the original mail.

Writing a proposal

Sweetheart ,

I had seen you yesterday, while surfing the train platform and realized that you are the site I had been browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been a critical bug in my life and you have become a real debugger for me now.

My life is an un-compiled program without you, which will never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You not only have a beautiful user interface, all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I have never experienced before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I will provide you all the objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I have strong hacking capabilities, which I will use to break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect request script will not fail. But if it fails, my system will thrown an Null Pointer Exception and crash. I am pretty sure it will never reboot after that.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me privileges to your inbox. Error free…

Regards,
XYZ

Software programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always wants your company!

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