Jerseys

Another disappointing week for the Arsenal fans. It looks like the wheels are coming off Arsenal’s wagon again. I just hope they hold on to win some trophy this year. Since we are talking about soccer I happen to come across this link, it had a list of worst Jerseys. I have picked up few from there. Please refer to the previous link for all the jerseys. Two of these are not Soccer Jerseys. I haven’t changed the captions either.

What Athletico Bilbao were thinking with this spilt tomato ketchup design is anyone's guess

Mexico goalkeeper Jorge Campos designed his own kits

Hull City FC are known as The Tigers - that's no excuse

This offering comes from Japanese side Shimizu S-Pulse

The grey Manchester United away shirt from 1995. The players complained that they were unable to see each other

This is genuinely a football shirt - used some time ago by Colorado Caribous in the US

Dundee United

Manchester United's away kit from 1992

This jersey is of a Rugby team.

The Stade Français 'third' shirt from a couple of seasons ago was the subject of much ridicule

In the boxing ring Naseem Hamed sported Tarzan style shorts

Finally Andre Agassi, looking at this I feel people are not justified in criticizing my bad dressing sense!

Believe it or not US tennis player Andre Agassi was considered something of a style icon - this picture was taken in 1990

Stay tuned for more.

Bangalore Traffic Police

My friend Pearl Fernandes had sent this to me. Fine for Driving Mini Lorry without Helmet.

Never knew Helmet was needed to drive a mini lorry (truck)

Conversation between Arsene Wenger and Pep Guardiola

I know some of my friends are going to blast me for posting this. I just felt that we can all do with some laugh .

This is supposed to be a conversation between Josep Guardiola and Arsène Wenger discussing Cesc Fàbregas’s future. Not sure it ever happen.

Guardiola: Hello?

Wenger: Yes. This is Arsene Wenger.

Guardiola: Oh, hello, Arsene. How are-

Wenger: Do not speak while I am speaking!

Guardiola: …I’m sorry.

Wenger: Yes. Now. Did you receive our letter?

Guardiola: Uh, you mean the one that said “Cesc is ours” in what I’m hoping is ketchup and then had what looked like a drawing of me getting impaled by all six of Barcelona’s trophies?

Wenger: Yes, that would be the one.

Guardiola: Yeah, I got that.

Wenger: So will you stop your pursuit of my captain?

Guardiola: We’re not pursuing him. If he wants to play for us, we’d love to have him. But that’s where it ends.

Wenger: Cesc is ours! Stop being so perfect with your Don Johnson beard and non-puffy coats!

Guardiola: Excuse me?

Wenger: No! No excuse you! You have enough great players — I have Cesc, Arshavin, and then 20 children who are so young they don’t even remember the movie Kindergarten Cop! How can they not know Kindergarten Cop?!

Guardiola: Uh, I don’t know, Arsene.

Wenger: You have no idea how bad it is. You win trophies like…I don’t know — you just win a lot of trophies! The last time I won a trophy it was from The Children’s Foundation because I have so many kids they thought I was running a freaking daycare center. And I’m not running a daycare center! Theo Walcott can cut his own food!

Guardiola: Well, I’m sorry, Arsene. But it’s really up to Cesc. If he wants to leave, he wants to leave.

Wenger: I know, but I have a plan for that.

Guardiola: What plan?

Wenger: Finger paintings. The rest of the lads are making him so many finger paintings that he couldn’t possibly leave them. Have you ever been presented with a finger painting by a child? It melts your heart like a monkey brain on a radiator.

Guardiola: That was a weird analogy, but OK. Anyway, I should be going. Thanks for the call, Arsene.

Wenger: Goodbye, Peppy. And remember — you plus Cesc equals a one way ticket to Ouchtown. And I’m the captain of the Ear Punch Express. OK?

[Guardiola hung up 10 minutes ago]

It is not an original post, I picked it up from this yahoo page.

Mess-Ups!

While searching for some information online, I happen to come across complaintsboard site. There were some funny images and I have posted some of them here.

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This board is a good one. No mistakes in this one.

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England sprinkler celebration

English team celebrating the fact that they have retained the Ashes. From this video it looks like no English celebration is complete without the sprinkler dance. I guess it’s the final part of the sprinkler dance series. Hope am wrong! Congratulations to the English team.

 

 

Since I am dealing with cricket in this post. Let me share this image. This photography really impressed me a lot. Jacques Kallis tries to avoid a Sreesanth bouncer. The entire thing lasted few milliseconds and yet the photographer managed to get such a clean shot. Hats off to him and hats off to Indian cricket team for squaring the series at 1 all.

Jacques Kallis